I have recently succumbed to an inappropriate pair of shoes beckoning to me , “buy me, I’m so beautiful”. I put it down to a mid-life crisis and have limited myself to photographing said shoes and matching bag as a memory to be preserved for posterity and will forthwith lovingly parcel them back up and take them to the post office to make their return journey to the great Kurt Geiger warehouse. I now know in the future when faced with exquisite but unfeasibly high footwear I will be strong and say, “yes, you are beautiful but you’d be lonely in a box in my cupboard, you need to go home with someone else.” ;o)