Being of strong Northern stock

I tend to drag myself to work no matter what but when I woke up today simply couldn't open my eyes...well just the left one actually. When I did drag myself to the mirror I was greeted by a worse than usual image...my left eye had swollen and looked like I'd done a couple of rounds with a heavyweight. Quite clearly it wasn't going to disappear without some treatment so I headed to the Doctors. Quick diagnosis...cyst under the eyelid and a scribbled prescription later he was about to boot me out of the door when I said, "and while I'm hear can you listen to my chest as I was really breathless last week"....bronchitis! And there was me feeling like a right wuss last Thursday!